Yesterday, I hopped on the beautiful mirrored bathroom scale that my mom gave me at Christmas. Hmm.. I lost 4 pounds this week? Something was off. Although I changed my diet drastically (Autoimmune Paleo life of hell), I didn’t think it was possible for someone who hasn’t lost one pound in 9 years to lose that much weight in one week. I’ve already lost 14 pounds as a result of having pneumonia for three weeks, and I am trying my damnedest to keep it off. I’ve been cooking up chicken in the oven, lamb kabobs, cauliflower rice and things that kinda made me cringe. The healthiest week of my life, I’d have to say. Well, I got suspicious and checked the battery in the scale this morning. WTF!!! The battery was half falling out of the thing. No wonder the weight was off by so much. I am SO GLAD I checked because next week I would have lost 30 pounds or something crazy like that. Anyway, I popped the battery back in and I gained almost 1 pound. SIGH… it figures. Moving on…
Grammys. Oh the Grammys. I haven’t watched them since I think Marilyn Manson performed, or maybe Nine Inch Nails when Trent was all buffed out. I don’t remember quite the last time I watched. Music went to shit for a while. I try to avoid Katy Perry as much as possible, and I managed to ONLY see the Missy Elliot segment of the Super Bowl XLIX last week and I consider myself very lucky. I actually hated Lady Gaga with a superior passion until I heard her latest album Artpop and I flipped my shit. Effing fabulous. I’ll admit to lip synching for my mother-effing life in the living room to the album. But what I’m looking most forward to tonight is Sia. Sia is what music needed. She wrote your favorite songs, she pretty much writes all of the pop songs the big acts sing. Her voice is challenging to match.. even I have trouble hitting those high notes, and I usually can hit some crazy notes. Anyway, I hope she needs a U-haul to get all of her awards back home because she’s amazeballs.
Makeup.. well, I have a truckload of makeup I still need to review from NYX and Cate McNabb. Will have to update that soon.
Oh, I nearly forgot!! I heard that Missy Elliot has been MIA from the music industry because of Grave’s Disease. Whoa. So she’s got the opposite thyroid disease that I suffer from. I am pretty sure she’s had to go through radiation to kill her thyroid (I don’t know much about Grave’s) and she probably had to go on crappy meds like I am that made her feel like dying. Yup. I totally understand!